Kipper and Roly... Dirty little bastards.

Kipper is the dog in this book ("Kipper and Roly" by Mike Inkpen) and Roly is the hamster.


The text says:

"Kipper got out some scissors and some tape and unrolled a role of wrapping paper. Roly ran into the cardboard tube and popped out the other end, making Kipper giggle. Then he slid all the way down the tube and rolled across the floor, making Kipper giggle again.

It gave Kipper an idea... A BIG idea."

Gaffer tape and vaseline comes to mind.